Bird Mafia Day 1

because i would like to know if i am a bird or not. if i'm going to get a blow to my psyche from being human i'd like it as early as possible

Not being able to secure $15 an hour as an intern in this economy? Sus

Casual greeting to enter the bird mafia game? Sus

Instant lynching as a first post? Now here’s the namafia I’m used to.

Sus

Jumping right into RP? If you keep it up for more than 15 posts chill. Otherwise? Sus

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Kkat and ewiz having regular jobs so they couldn’t post before my first post? Double Sus

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quit squawking i don't risk my beak out there to put food in this nest to hear this dribble

Sussing everyone. Sus.

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b i r b

apologies didn't see which tweet you were responding too. it's super fly how they can maintain altitude with so few flaps

Sus

True they're definitely a steel horse bird

dude idk how to play this game anymore

i agree that kkat post was sus and thats the only inclination towards anything i have right now

miss my birb D:

Iaafr is at least 97% town

Lbj is scum

I have a light workload tomorrow and can post during the day. And the night is young.
We need to look at who to lynch. Or vote Nolynch and bet on the cop finding scum.

I'm comfortable sleeping on this vote

This post was scum though

I'm trying to start a dialogue and form a game plan.
How is that scummy?