by getting a job and investing my money
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you gotta fuck around and startt up a business to even touch yns, if you tihnk yns dont got investment accounts you are tweaked.
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he doesnt
I look forward to the day when you experience the true reality of life when you step away from your pizza delivery job
its going to be soon i think, jdance is ON a ROLL
i really do want to eat a pizza with SPAM on it.
Awful
worst post i think i've ever seen
What until I post my cock
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I told her lay back and experience these 8 inches baby
then I proceeded to give her my 2 inches 4 times
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My point was to clarify because I couldn’t remember
Yes the people creating dojak memes are the ones who really know what's going on in the world
Eat ze bugs soyboy
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They're high in protein
"Pizza delivery for a, uh, Chip Idiot!" announces Jdance. As he waits in the alcove, Jdance admires the country estate mansion, his eyes taking in the immaculate landscaping, trimmed hedges, and marble paved walkways. He hears the door open, and out steps a seven foot shredded Sudanese gentleman, wearing solely boxers which only serves to accentuate an enormous bulge.
"Hey Jdance, I don't have any cash on me at the moment, its all in shibecoin at the moment. But I can pay you with something else if you like," winks Chip.
"S-sure," stammers Jdance.
Jdance's eyes widen as Chip slowly reaches into his boxers and pulls out a MOEKORE PLUS No.03.9 Vocaloid : Hatsune Miku Encore Package Ver. 1/6 Scale Ceramic Figure Limited Winter Snow Princess 2017 Edition Release, and hands it over to him.
"Here you go, shes all yours. Thanks for the Peking duck pizzas!" Chip yells, as Jdance staggers to his car, now clutching a priceless treasure.
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Tfw you don’t even a get an Estonian boar
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I love the take where people are so upset that they are asked to wear a mask as if they aren't already expected to wear clothes and shoes too. Don't let the government impede on your freedoms everyone at staples needs to see your pierced dick.
They want you alive because it's better for them. Losing 1M of your population aint gonna be a good look for your bottom line. You need to work in their factories, buy their products, cook their food so on. Though let's' keep this going, i guess this country was bound to fail eventually. It's only right for it to be from stupid stubborn people claiming some twisted view of freedom.
I might agree if you replaced factories with panda express
Bro we don't have factories in this country anymore xd
We are just one big mall food court from coast to coast.