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Lot of the Chinese shops around here have wechat for payment. They don’t pay taxes that way.

travelling in china for like a month, anyone have any advice for dealing with the chink heartland

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Fuck as many of them raw as you can

prepare to feel like a fucking FREAK, dont forget to be an asshole to the waitstaff and remember to secure as much sewer oil as you can for bartering purposes

none of them use birth control so be prepared when you bust in em raw to dip out

they’ll let you too for the chance at getting an anchor baby but just nut up and get out solid snake style

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Basically what epok and dan said. Also they’ll throw themselves at you if you’re young, white, and able to speak Chinese. Trust me…

no, trust @bees

There is no language known as Chinese thusly, your point can not be trusted due to its inaccuracy.

Who cares, if your’e young and white, Chinese girls will flock to you.

I hate when people say this shit. Even in Chinese the language is known as Chinese. And the same logic people use to say this could be used to say there is no ”German"

“mandarin” and “chinese” are offensive and imperialist and its better to use the term “Putonghua”

I speak AMERICAN

If you are serious, we are through

semi serious

then you are dumb

You shouldn’t use the term Mandarin Chinese is all. Just like you shouldn’t bring up Unit 731 for fun around japanese ppl

Can I call the country China?

yeah thats not weird since its just an anglicization of zhongguo or w/e

nobody says deutschland