CulturedUrbanite VideoGame Selects.

lol

hmmmmmm not rly i think i actually wanted you to stop the thing i was describing but i guess pretty much everything we do here is probably dopaminergic

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ftr (and i dont know if you wont believe me but idk why you wouldnt because im not that sort of troll) the only negative discussion of you thats occurred in the lounge at all is krazykat complaining about goy activity in general

and maybe like a year or two ago back, greatwingdingi arguing why you shouldnt be let back and maybe yns something something internet relationship with horse girl

i disclose this purely because i think people should get honest answers about if people are actually shit talking them in some private space

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huber aswell but it was also a general complaint

I have never (and would never) expose myself in an indecent manner to her so we're going to have to chalk that up to speculation.

This is a lie. There are multiple threads discussing specifically Jones.

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Jones had lounge access for a week, he saw everything.

Unlike nmaGane, (who when allowed to use my account and explicitly told not to look at my PMs with nyte copy pasted the entire thing into a text log that currently resides on his computer); I have principles: when given "lounge access" I refused to look at a single thread in that cesspool.

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Sorry about that.

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It is morally correct to hate all of you; until a forum-wide apology is made to me and you repent for your sins, you're all doomed to be ushered into hell with my tongue as a whip.

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We can schedule the apology for this weekend. @SOPHIE When are you free?

I can spare three minutes somewhere

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I fully admit that I've been bad to you and my transgressions many. It would be prudent for others to admit the same.

Iā€™d do it all again

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You love to see it

https://twitter.com/Nibellion/status/1549063443474354176

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dopaminergic what a fucking SICK word

hell yeah you love to see it

Jones and Jewels 2.0

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Programming & Design: @Vanilla_Town
Design Consulting & Play-testing: @31.214.227.13-10350, @anon26386432, @You_lose_i_win
GFX & SFX: @Vanilla_Town
Executive Producer & Publisher: @KurokyFan_2015

I feel like this version is in a state that can be put on the Main Branch.

How to play:

  • Player tile (Used to be the staircase tile, changed for Playtester Accessibility) must reach the doors at the bottom of the board.
    To open the door you must collect 10 "Key" Tiles. This was added to create some sort of objective in each level, but likely to remove when more dungeon elements are added eventually.

  • Dungeon Tiles can carry Monsters or Items, you can Kill monsters or Collect items by matching their tiles (Elites take more than one match).
    However, if a monster reaches the player and attacks him - you will have to fight in the Battle mode.

  • The old item system has been replaced with 20 different mechanical items, with mostly experimental mechanics (Including a very basic version of the revolutionary "Notjones Multicombo" system).
    You can have up to 4 items equipped at once, it's probably pretty easy to "break" the game, but hopefully it doesn't crash...

  • Reach the end of each branch to get access to the shop where you can buy items using your collected Jewels, currently the game is in Endless Mode with a simple scoring system, and no healing other than potions. Survive as long as you can.
    The locations of doors in between branches are randomized.

  • You gain score for killing monsters and advancing in the dungeon.

  • In addition, to avoid getting stuck for extremely extended periods; the player currently gets to make 1 "illegal move" every 10 legal moves (Indicated by the "POWER" meter on the right).
    You can also always move the player to the bottom row regardless of whether or not the move is legal.
    This is likely to get removed/change as game balance and enemy movement patterns advance, as it is basically "Easier Mode" - a player seeking a more extreme challenge can chose to not use these features.

Development was slow this week, but I believe that pace should pick up again soon.
And as usual: Press '0' to enable cheat mode. All bug/crash reports are greatly appreciated. Thank you for playing.

Play now: Jones and Jewels