Day in the Life of a Dota 2 Pro Gamer

I invented Yorkeposting

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heard this one before

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According to the IMP score (only reliable way to measure impact in a dota game) me and toprak were the only useful players that game

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Back to the basics! Chill stack time! another one for the books!

NMA MVP, Jcrispy IMP MVP

https://stratz.com/players/82620035/progression/names


Not our proudest moment but we still pulled out the W

The fact that Monkeynews can get 6k mmr playing Dazzle tells you everything you need to know about the position 5 role. Completely worthless shopclicking sentry spamming brainlet role. It's also obvious from the type of players that gravitate towards it. (J-Crispy, complete fucking spastic that is absolutely unable to understand what is happening in the game at any point, resorts to yelling and stuttering like a crazy exotic animal starting at minute 3.)(( He also breaks all his items every 5th game.)

Also a point of Advice for you @Osiris as far as you're concerned Nmagane is not a human being. When you see him agreeing ( Or interacting) with you it's a good indication that you're saying something completely ■■■■■■■■ and the spiteful little virgin is cackling and dancing like a leprachun in his little apartment.

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your 1k mmr

dunno who that is or if 6k mmr is good nowadays but if it's solo q congrats

attack creeps buy items? but reversed?

jcrispy is a game loser no dispute

im well aware he is a manipulator

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translate please

oh it's the goy club in brainlet form

I think the worst 6k mmr support player in the world would still crush you if they played core.
There's a lot more to winning games than the role or hero you're playing.


ranked winrate in last three months

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well played!

maybe i approached it from the wrong perspective as a primary support player. dota as a game is incredibly difficult but the players who have to do the most with the least have the hardest and toughest task. not that positions matter in most of your guys games outside of who goes to what ■■■■■■■■ lane

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that was a bad post

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having some semblance of not being incredibly fucking ■■■■■■■■ in the end game makes you a decent carry, the same, but early game, cannot be said for a support

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scratch all that i can't type this into words


Selen in last 3 months
who is the game loser?