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(the person shot wasn't trump)

He wasnt going to lose anyways but now he cant

trump was grazed or something. All the photos have him bleeding from the right ear.

I'm genuinely impressed that there are still people willing to assassinate presidents in 2024.

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He fist pumped while being escorted off the stage

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Folks. It's election season for real

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yeah this is kind of a wild thing but... he sure is going to get elected now, isn't he

people in the stands got shot for sure

Obviously. But they'll be fine I'm sure.

I don't see any reason why it would influence voting in any meaningful way. It's not like Big Joe sent a hitman

Though that would be legal as an official action of the President's office

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It was most likely biden in the stands who shot at him. Thats why he missed

Probably going to be one of the biggest what ifs in a while

When was the last assassination attempt on a president

If i stop posting i was probably arrested for jokes i made about assassinating trump on the internet for the last year

Shooter is dead

Reports that the shooter (they/them) have blue hair

its very clear the shooter was being shot at immediately so its not likely they survived

I wonder if assassination attempts are contagious like suicides