Ersu's Dating Profile Thread

General
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Those are just girls then? Wow

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My scientific testing has led me to believe the best profile includes:

Pic of you in a suit
Pic of you doing something cool (either of these two should be first, but if they don’t make you look the best pick another)
Pic of you with girls
Pic of you with your bros
Pic of you at the beach (if you have abs/nice body, If not skip)
Filler pic (you with dogs, another pic of any of the above)

Also make sure you’re the tallest person in all your pics, especially if you’re a Manlet. If you’re tall tho it’s still important because otherwise ppl get the impression ur short

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No. Thanks.

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this is so fucking pathetic

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Should I include how many hours I wasted on DotA and wow in my profile? So they know I’m #dedicated to the grind

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U should see other tinder advice threads like on reddit this isn’t actually that bad

108

i agree with having no bio.

109

brian oblivion = lugwig wittgenstein?

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Ya

111

I am not attractive enough to have no bio.

112

Invoking the word “lawyer” is my best shot

113

if you’re going to put “soon to be lawyer” I don’t see why you wouldn’t put “soon to be astronaut” aswell.

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You should put Better Call Saul references in your bio haha

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I’m done law school shits out of date

116

well have you passed the BAT?

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‘Boarding from the courtroom as we speak haha

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Ya

119

well then drop the lawyer shit and add “soon to be astronaut” because women only want ambitious men

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120

this is absolutely fucking miserable

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Let’s say I make a online profile. Can all my pictures be with dogs?