Happy New Year!

1&2 maybe 2&3

happy birthday!

You could fuck with people

Wait wait wait I change my mind

Free gravel and see inside containers.

I would make bank at the storage wars auctions

The power is only to see inside empty containers

I think the free gravel needs to be changed to free gravel for yourself only (can't sell it/distribute) - everyone seems to have the same idea of becoming a gravel tycoon

Actually being able to control the toaster would make it a lot easier to have warm toast and eggs at the same time. I always forget to set it while making an omelette or burn it. Might consider it

Fuck empty containers.

Okay toasters.

I can still use the gravel for myself or to troll people. Fuck I could make my own island with unlimited gravel

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Yes I know I'm brilliant

If I ever win the lottery I would buy an island.

what would you name it?

Atlantis? Belle Isle? La Isla Bonita? Xanadu?
Not really sure.

Teleporting 7" would be pretty good for contact sports. Or boxing

Teleporting 7" can basically be used for flying or long distance teleporting if you can do it in rapid succession. Highly overlooked skill

Talking to Oysters is I think the most useless as I don't think they would have anything to say.

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But what if God is a lobster?

Nearly useful but still useless unfortunately

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If God could speak, we could not understand him.

7 inch teleport is broken as hell
Chain them