Luck Isn't Real

yns · January 2, 2019, 2:02am

It’s pretty sad your life revolves around trolling an Internet forum with 20 active users and talking about it on teamspeak

yns · January 2, 2019, 2:02am

I guess when /vg/ inhouses died you had to move on somewhere else

anon_yang · January 2, 2019, 2:03am

I don’t troll and we don’t talk about the forum on teamspeak. We have more interesting stuff and lives to talk about.

yns · January 2, 2019, 2:04am

Highly doubtful but I’m not going to argue about it

anon_yang · January 2, 2019, 2:06am

Sorry to destroy your fantasy. That’s why we don’t talk to you in the teamspeak when you join and just micspam (your voice is micspam) - when we’re there we have better things to do and discuss than nadota.

big_ass · January 2, 2019, 2:07am

Oh wow

big_ass · January 2, 2019, 2:07am

This completely changes how I thought about the goy club. What a revelation

yns · January 2, 2019, 2:09am

Thank you for educating me I spent many nights caring about you talking to me on teamspeak when I join and call you a faggot

anon_yang · January 2, 2019, 2:10am

You clearly spend too much time fantasizing about it - you’ve written at least 5 paragraphs in this very thread.

Matticus · January 2, 2019, 2:11am

I spent an hour in the goy teamspeak and it is a memory I will always cheruish.

yns · January 2, 2019, 2:14am

You’ve got me! I care about what I post on an Internet forum!

iaafr · January 2, 2019, 2:15am

happy birthday

yns · January 2, 2019, 2:15am

anon31000304 · January 2, 2019, 2:23am

iaafr:

I took a tab and a little mdma for New Years. A girl wanted to come home with me and the mdma was wearing off. My mind, sexy time. Got home went to the bathroom, weird amount of ball sweat. Smelled weird after wiping it away, que paranoia. Went through my drawers looking for something to use (water would have worked). Found a jolly rancher, blueberry. I ran it under some hot water and rubbed around my balls.

We started foreplay. Things were going good. Suddenly, why does your dick taste like blueberries? First thing to come to my mind “I’m papa smurf”. Totally distracts her, she goes into the bathroom to pee or whatever.

Finds jolly ranchers, asks if I rubbed them on my dick. She asked why anyone would do that. I started laughing so hard it physically hurt me. She was laughing at me. We never had sex, I blueballed myself by rubbing blue jolly ranchers on myself.

anon31000304 · January 2, 2019, 2:24am

it’s not actually his birthday - me and @yns share birthdays

yns · January 2, 2019, 2:29am

Everyday is my birthday this year as I’ve made the decision this year that every day will be good (no luck involved)

iaafr · January 2, 2019, 2:32am

new plan for New year: abuse LSD until actually retarded

iaafr · January 2, 2019, 2:32am

even more actually retarded

yns · January 2, 2019, 2:35am

You already did that last year!

iaafr · January 2, 2019, 2:37am

you might think so but honestly I was playing it pretty pussy and just dipping my toes in

I still have like a few sheets to go through