MafiaUniverse Championships Candidate Selection Thread

Why does it have to be one player

Let’s just all post on the account

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That was my idea

Jenanda said no (negative Nancy)

The best choice is indubitably Ian

My reasoning being is that I can’t think of anyone who would take a mafia mvp tournament with any seriousness besides Ian.

Everything is worth taking seriously :slight_smile:

Things that are not worth taking seriously
Offers to “get high”
Infomercial products
People who can’t even complete khan academy algebra 1
People with special pronouns
Women
Egyptians
Turks
Mafia special olympics

I'm gonna be honest

I would feel fine about ian if he would just be quiet and pretend to be a normal dude but he is really going out of his way to not do that

Ian has been sending me weird messages for a while asking to be friends and for my phone number and shit and he recently got involved in an attempt to dox me by nma (by way of jdance, who apparently hangs out with nma all day now that they are both banned) and he keeps throwing this around as if it gives him some sort of power over me

I gave you a chance to just joke this off ian and instead you're pushing it more. Serious doubts about the quality of ian's character and not all that comfortable attaching my name to the nomination

This further reinforces the need to get Ian to be our champion

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Who else embodies the bound crossing retardation this website stands for

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I suppose he's still better than dendi

I’m disappointed that I’m disappointed.

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I did not get involved in any doxxing attempt--i was informed of it and am using an empty threat which I would appreciate for you to take more seriously

Please don't say that.

Make sure to pickup baba is you to train your brain before this mental Olympiad

I've been using Not Not on the Nintendo Switch

I'm gonna be honest

I would feel fine about Jenanda Bollywood if he would just be quiet and pretend to be a normal dude but he is really going out of his way to not do that

Jenando Bollywood has been sending me weird messages for a while asking to be friends and for my phone number and shit and he recently got involved in an attempt to make the mafia subforum better by nma (by way of jdance, who apparently hangs out with nma all day now that they are both banned) and he keeps throwing this around as if it gives him some sort of power over me

I gave you a chance to just joke this off Jenanda Bollywood and instead you're pushing it more. Serious doubts about the quality of Jenanda Bollywood's character and not all that comfortable attaching my name to the nomination

Hard-Dialed into homosexuality right now (Glenn Greenwald's Twitter Feed)

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Thanks for all the support ethan