meme thread

My dream is to find a girl who'll let me wear the headset during sex

https://twitter.com/VNSalesman/status/1113584082557050880

me n my partner are working on a vr sex game and its gonna be lit

honestly i haven't had many sexual partners but every girl i've ever been with couldn't come under 20 minutes and nothing i did literally changed that

and sorry dude i only spend 20 minutes in bed if i'm going to sleep so sex is out the window from now on

foreplay starts hours or days before the actual act

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if you do it right she can come few times before you even put your dick in

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if i wanted to get sweaty i'd rather go out on a run

i don't want to wrestle in a bed for half on hour around your smelly fucking vagina bitch.

20 mins doesn't seem that long tho like come on dont be that guy whos like 'sry babe ur taking too long i just wanna nut and pass out'

Smoker problems

Get better at foreplay or use some toys my dude.

Vibrators in general pree nice

Cocaine helps

I had like 17 active Fitbit hours one day

ew

Sex is hugely over rated. Just hold hands u dumb fucks

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Cocaine sex is incredible

ive never done it

Weren't you addicted to opiats