NAMAFIA? MORE LIKE NA-NA-NA-NA-NA-NA-NA-NA-NA-NA-NA-NA-NA-NA-NA-NA

though we have no problem working with what's left, get it? working with what's left

alightsoul frequents the same subreddits as this guy

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Make a "bone-themed" relationships thread and you'll be modded.

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on the topic of pins and needles, that's one of the perks of being a skeleton

i'm bad to the bone but not one for relationships. just ask the queen when she got down here. first I introduced her too well to the concept of skeletons, and then shortly after she got well acquainted with what the kids call ghosting

where's my sandwich actually? anyone seen that old hunk of scrap metal rolling around

No you want something I like I fell in love with my husband, who is a DO, but left him for a man with an MD. Am I The Asshole?

Not cool dude. The queen was mandated by God to rule

believe it or not, she was mandated by satan too. just ask him, he's right beside me. hey satan, didn't you mandate the queen a couple of decades ago? ahuh. yep. quit hogging the shishka

My girlfriend has had severe issues with bulimia and I left her because she started looking too much like my deceased mother. AITAH?

Absolute garbage that he can insert a moral opinion on.

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I'm a skeleton and I left my sisters wedding in a huff because the husband's family called me a slur (bag of bones). AITAH for making the day about me?

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my girlfriend looks like your deceased mother too... wait a second, who'd you say your son was? an admin for an incel forum? well this is getting weird

You're not that far from a skeleton in real life with how your diet's been.

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Get a life.

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I'm going to be buffet maxing in a week so I'll gain it back in a few months.

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It's a good point: this guy roleplays as a skeleton while I actually am one. What a mongrel.

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believe me, i've tried. the doorman for the overworld isn't letting that happen again

i knew you were a skeleton when you mentioned bag of bones. that's like the n word in our world

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Post a timestamp of your physique if you're a skeleton.