Official Self Acceptance Thread

You can die as a retarded bitch if you really want to

Buy the ticket

I’m not buying you shit loser

Buy it yourself and come kill me broke ass

Let me know when you’re at LAX I’ll come pick you up and you can shoot me in the face

Jdance is a fucking weirdo sociopath dude leave me alone

Why do you need the money

Why would I buy a ticket to watch you puss out ten seconds before

you wouldn’t even come kill me if I bought you a ticket faggot at least if you buy the ticket it’s acting in good faith that you’ll actually come here and kill me

You don’t have it in you to end my life

I’m the only one offering to kill you and you’re too pussy to get it without a gun. You’re gonna have to have some trust

If I’m gonna take time off work to kill you it’s not gonna be on my dime

yns just put a givenchy bag over your head and secure it with a choker

Fuck off lmao I’m not buying you a plane ticket to LA you’re obviously not going to kill me, some guy on the Internet, and risk life in prison. Not to mention you would just be in general too scared to actually do it because I’m sure you’re not willing to kill somebody even if they are asking for it. Stop roleplaying dude you’re not down and if you actually are make your way down here and we can arrange it

He’s the kind of person who needs it to be quick and painless

I have obligations I’m not gonna fuck around with if you’re not serious

Like this?

How about you get the ticket and I’ll give the equivalent money to a trusted third party who’ll give it back to you if I don’t kill you

there’s no trusted third party retard

I nominate a2pas