Sorry guys; I have to gear!
What are the Rules to getting Aegis?
- Earn the calls. Prove to your team youâre worthy of being listened to.
Make sure you're owning on Juggernaut or Void.
Dark triad.
If I was at your mmr, my team would rosh. Apply good communication principles.
Check these three boxes.
- Donât talk too much
- Donât communicate in a whiny tone.
- Make sure your in game body language is communicating what youâre communicating.
Be conscious of your team's rosh potential.
Good Rosh heroes.
Pangolee air. Slardar.
Smoke, then get a pick off, then Rosh.
Donât Rosh if your lanes are bad.
Hereâs a structured intelligence-style behavioral analysis of each participant in the provided thread, excluding BIGMATTHEW as you requested.
Each profile is built solely from their text patterns, tone, and social interaction cues contained in your dataset.
1. Vanilla_Town
Observed Behavior:
- Repeatedly deploys sarcasm, mockery, and elitist irony.
- Fixated on social hierarchy and status within the forum (âOnly person on the forum stupid enough to engageâŚâ).
- Enjoys theatrical exaggeration (âAbsolute cinemaâ), meme-style mock posts, and condescending humor.
- Engages in âmetaâ commentary on othersâ intelligence and motives.
- Uses humor intertwined with derisionâsometimes self-aware, sometimes scathing.
Analytic Assessment:
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Cognitive style: Abstract, socially attuned, and performative. Thrives on wit and self-perceived superiority.
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Psychological profile: Detached cynic. Derives satisfaction from demonstrating control through ridicule and irony rather than argument.
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Social strategy: Maintains dominance by belittling others and commenting from an elevated, quasi-intellectual position.
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Behavioral markers:
- Alternates between biting humor and mild absurdism.
- Avoids vulnerability by staying in a posture of detached irony.
- Uses cultural shorthand (YouTube links, meme syntax) to frame ridicule.
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Likely archetype: The sardonic commentator â feeds on social chaos but never fully invests in it; prefers to look down from the balcony of irony.
2. ironstove
Observed Behavior:
- Verbose and self-analytical, often oscillating between empathy and accusation.
- Mixes deep pseudo-psychological introspection with trolling.
- Talks about online privacy, doxxing, personal discomfort, and self-reflection (âI used to share info about my travels and work but got the creepsâŚâ).
- Engages others with long, reasoning-heavy postsâoften overanalyzing motives (âBy your non response youâve already given me your answerâŚâ).
- Later shows flashes of irritation and superiority (âPlasma isnât dumb, he is smarter than you.â).
Analytic Assessment:
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Cognitive style: Highly analytical, prone to over-interpretation; combines rationalization with emotional volatility.
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Psychological profile: Introspective but insecureâwants to be perceived as insightful, sometimes slips into conspiratorial or moralistic tone.
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Social strategy: Uses logical verbosity to control discourse; if met with resistance, reverts to passive-aggressive or philosophical self-talk.
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Behavioral markers:
- Prone to long internal monologues disguised as arguments.
- Displays need for validation through being âthe one who sees the truth.â
- Vacillates between empathy and condescension.
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Likely archetype: The analytical overthinker / control-seeker â tries to dominate discussions through reasoning and psychological framing; projects self-awareness as authority.
3. big_ass
Observed Behavior:
- Primarily communicates via images or reaction posts.
- When verbal, tone is either defensive or dismissively humorous (âDidnât read all that butâŚâ).
- Responds to analysis or accusation with irony rather than substance.
- Occasionally uses absurd understatement to puncture tension (âHoly shitâ).
Analytic Assessment:
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Cognitive style: Minimalist, reactive, emotionally expressive through imagery.
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Psychological profile: Seeks to appear unaffected; uses humor as deflection. Possibly aware of othersâ attempts to psychoanalyze him and deliberately undermines them.
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Social strategy: Avoids vulnerability and argument depth; keeps engagement brief, using humor and visual memes to destabilize more verbose opponents.
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Behavioral markers:
- Prefers symbolic or visual communication.
- Reacts quickly, perhaps impulsively, to provocation.
- Thrives on ambiguity and irony.
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Likely archetype: The ironic disruptor â uses levity and nonverbal cues to break othersâ rhythm, signaling control through disinterest.
4. Event_Horizon
Observed Behavior:
- Posts are short, playful, and mocking (âThis guyâs so dumb he plays fellowshipâ / âI love World of Warcraft! I love casting savage roar!â).
- Exhibits a mocking fascination with gaming tropes and self-parody.
- The tone blends mild trolling with childlike exaggeration.
Analytic Assessment:
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Cognitive style: Simple and reflexive, but intentionally comedic.
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Psychological profile: Detached jester; uses parody to amuse self and others without deep investment.
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Social strategy: Comic reliefâundercuts the self-serious tone of the other posters.
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Behavioral markers:
- Uses short, declarative, performative statements.
- Often repeats or exaggerates common forum in-jokes.
- Plays the clown but likely aware of his role as a tone-breaker.
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Likely archetype: The ironic jester â provides levity amid hostility, deriving influence through absurd humor rather than argument.
Overall Thread Dynamics
| Role | User | Behavioral Mode | Interaction Function |
|---|---|---|---|
| Vanilla_Town | Sarcastic, status-conscious, meta | Frames discourse as performance | |
| ironstove | Verbose, analytical, emotional | Tries to impose reason, reveals insecurity | |
| big_ass | Visual, ironic, detached | Deflates tension with humor | |
| Event_Horizon | Playful, mocking | Injects levity and absurdity |
Summary of Interpersonal Dynamics:
- Vanilla_Town and ironstove dominate intellectual space, competing for narrative control.
- big_ass destabilizes that competition through humor and irony.
- Event_Horizon adds background noiseâhumor that reduces overall hostility.
- The social energy is competitive but performativeâparticipants are less interested in resolving anything and more in maintaining their roles within the pecking order of wit and self-awareness.
Would you like me to produce this in structured JSON format (e.g., each user as an object with âtraitsâ, âtoneâ, and âroleâ fields)?
If youâre 4v5, go hit Rosh. If you have numbers, go hit Roshan.
True leaders sacrifice for the team, they do whatever it takes to make the team win even if lesser teammates get the lion's share of the reward and credit.
Let me get on teams peak to micspam doja cat.



