POLITICS MEGA-thread 2025-2026 edition

"Look, I get it. Who doesn’t love a little balls and dick sometimes? A nice, girthy, veiny shaft, hot milky cum trickling down the length as it throbs from a job well
done. But this whole “midnight botanist sex” shit is getting annoying.

As men, we should primarily be focused on three things: survival, the underrated masterpiece that is dark souls 2, and pounding muff. All this midnight botanist shit is, well, fucking
midnight botanist.

You think I wouldn’t LOVE to make out with my best friend and suck his cock? Of course I would, but that’s fucking midnight botanist. You think I don’t want to feel my cousin’s
roommate slide his pecker into my gaping asshole? Of course I would, but that’s FUCKING midnight botanist.

Seriously, I miss when men were men. Anyway, this dildo ain’t gonna stick itself up my ass while I watch an hour long femboy asmr hypno goon compilation, heed my
lecture."

Guess which person here wrote that.

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claude

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You mean these? They're called Uszki

Oh this I didn't know the name not a big sweets person

Kruszciki

Angel wings but reread my post

Gaaayyyyyyyy

https://x.com/Tablesalt13/status/2072841885597479174

Hype can you remove all the word filters that are not ■■■■■■ or ■■■■■■

It's not like people stopped saying g.ay and it's annoying to have to correct the censor every time you want to type something like "wh.ite house" or whatever other dumb filter you have on there

You can add d■n back in the word filters because that one was funny

if you can't appreciate the way we say midnight botanist now, then you are out of touch with the culture of the forum.

Honestly just lazy is the only reason they are there, and select user(s) were over using fruity to the point it was probably their most used word. I'll get around to it eventually... Should I remove the one full government name thats in there while I'm at it?

I should have time Sunday before work. If you remind me.

Working in my mushroom lab at night, doing midnight botanist things.

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Aren't you a fun guy

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Someone asked me if I was a rope, and I said I was a frayed knot.

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No, that is there for legal reasons

The current mod team is basically incompetent

Yup. Huge improvement from previous squads

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Gaaaayyyyyyy

Wtf is going on with Ukraine lol I don't know why they're all claiming Ukraine is kicking Russian ass when both sides are getting the shit beat out of them

Gotta keep morale up I guess, but it's an impossible war to win. Stalemate at best for Ukraine, unless they surrender into Russian influence which USA doesn't want at this point to protect their stake int he country.

I already said like 2 years ago this was going to end up like north and south Korea, and I think that's basically how it's playing out still.

Think David and Goliath