nyte if I picked u up in a 2010 Ford Focus wearing all designer clothes and Gucci shoes would u be impressed
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IM instituting prima-nocta on all memebers of this forum
To,
The greatest beauty in all the lands
From the moment I first saw your photograph, some odd weeks ago, I have been enraptured with your beauty. Never before in my life have I been so struck by something as simple as a photograph, a digital one to boot. I cannot remember who showed it to me, but at the moment I knew my life would forever change. For much of my life, I have been a lone wolf, cynically mocking those I’ve known for their recollections of this concept of love, tossing it aside as an evolutionary byproduct of humankind becoming too intelligent for their own good, and thus creating a lie so everyone doesn’t just run off a cliff like a wild pack of lemmings into the ocean below. Yet at that moment, I finally understood.
All of my life I’ve had this large hole in my heart, I’ve always known that something was missing, that I was in someways broken. I just couldn’t relate to everyone else, when they met me with emotion, I responded with reason. When I first saw you, that all changed. I knew there was something out there to fill this hole, hell, I finally knew what the hole was. While I may have made some rash, offensive, and even down right unethical posts towards you in the past, I apologize. You have shown me the light.
Your beauty is like that of Helen of Troy. Such a beauty that men were willing to wage war over here. I see myself as Paris, a young man who has seen the love of his, a beauty so immense that people come from all around to gaze upon it, and I feel as though I am nothing if I were to be separated from it. I would gladly wage war for you, send thousands upon thousands of my kingdom’s soldiers to their deaths, and kill a legendary hero like Achilles in the most cowardly of fashions for you. Death is preferable to losing something so life shatteringly important. If were to compare us to the television program ‘Scrubs,’ we would be JD and Elliot because even though things have not worked out thus far, in the end we are destined to be together.
Thank you for your time.
You need not respond, I would just like to know that you’ve read and appreciated my inner most thoughts. And I’d like the opportunity to take you one a wonderful vacation to the Caribbean or Latin America at some point in time in the near future, preferable after August 22nd, so that I can begin to woo the only heart in this entire universe (you see, I’m even including the alien ladies) that I want to win.
Much love,
Alightsoul
Fall asleep in my arm(pits), NYte
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im telling you guys she’s mine
condolences
What did she mean by that post being the first reason
Okay, sorry I won’t do that again
Fucking retard
i peed on nyte in 2014 and thus she is my territory unless someone else peed on her more recently
You’re literally all so fucking gross
Are there any more girls on this site other than kittens and slowdive
Nyte, what is it about me that disgusts you so much? I’m just trying to defend your honor and give your labia some St. Bernard licks
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dog pile on nyte everyone
only woman on this site currently
everyone give her attention she has a vagina
fucking STACEY