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Hello
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My, you’re a tall one
went to see my doctor about anxiety today feel a lot better now
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m’lady
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tips hat
To be fair, 
you have to have a very high IQ 
to understand Rick and Morty. 
The humor 
is extremely subtle, 
and without a solid grasp 
of theoretical physics 
most of the jokes will go over a typical viewer's head. 
There's also Rick's nihilistic outlook, 
which is deftly woven into his characterisation 
- his personal philosophy 
draws heavily fromNarodnaya Volya literature, 
for instance. The fans understand this stuff; 
they have the intellectual capacity 
to truly appreciate the depths 
of these jokes, 
to realize that they're not just funny:thinking:
- they say something deep about LIFE. 
As a consequence people who dislike Rick and Morty truly ARE idiots- 
of course they wouldn't appreciate, 
for instance, the humour 
in Rick's existencial catchphrase "Wu:b:
a Lu:b:a Du:b: Du:b:," which itself is a cryptic reference 
to Turgenev's Russian epic Fathers and Sons 
I'm smirking:smirk: right now just imagining one of those addlepated simpletons 
scratching their heads in confusion 
as ■■■ Harmon's genius 
unfolds itself on their television screens. What fools... how I pity them. 
And yes 
by the way, I DO have a Rick and Morty:older_man: 
tattoo. And no,
you cannot see it. 
It's for the ladies' 
eyes only:eyes:
- And even they 
have to demonstrate 
that they're within 5 IQ points:100: of my own (preferably lower) beforehand.
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holy fuck look at that bad boi^
September 9, 2001. Gary 
and I were 
skating at a hospital on 
top 
of a huge hill overlooking a valley. An 
ambulance 
came and took 
out a dead 
woman. 
Gary asked me why 
she wasn't moving 
or blinking. They 
hadn't closed her eyes yet. 
She must have died on the way. 
A car 
full 
of family 
and friends came in with the ambulance. They were all crying and hugging each other. 
One woman screamed hysterically and grabbed 🏼 at the woman's 
body 
asking her to wake 
up. 
I had to tell 
Gary that her soul went to Heaven. 
I didn't believe 
a word 
of it, but I knew 
it'd be 
easier for him 
to understand. 
Two 
days 
from now, 
at 9 AM, the planes will hit the World 
Trade Center killing 
over 3, 
000 people. I will tell Gary that there is no 
God, and all of this 
is meaningless. But today, 
there is a God. And he has a plan for him. He doesn't know 
it, but a year 
from now, our 
family will be torn apart and I will move 
far 
away and won't see or talk 
to him for five 
years. And as we sit 
on the hood 
of our car, the sun 
goes 
down 
and he asks me what 
I want out of my life. 
I tell him I don't know. On and on we run 
away from the things 
we are 
afraid. On and on we run away from the things we are afraid. On and on we run away from the things we are afraid. I don't tell him about the dream I had the night 
before where I'm 
riding 
in a car full of strangers and singing to some song 
I've never heard 
and smoking 
a cigarette and we swerve off the road 
and hit a tree. 
I go through the windshield and hit the edge of a fence, 
dislocating my jaw and flipping me into a wall where my neck 
is broken, 
and my skull is fractured. I bleed 
to death in excruciating pain. I will have this dream periodically until I meet all of the strangers, one by 
one introducing 
them all to one another 
until we are a close 
group of friends. I will set 
these events 
in motion, 
and I will die. But today in the warm light 
of the sunset, I don't see it. I just see the sunset. I smile 
back 
and shake 
my head. 
I have absolutely no idea. 
I am afraid.
[ 12:14 PM ] slowdive :
why do i always run away
[ 12:14 PM ] slowdive :
why do i always take the easy way
[ 12:14 PM ] slowdive :
i wont go do that again
[ 12:14 PM ] slowdive :
Gotta Work hard, DO my best!
[ 12:14 PM ] slowdive :
if i could tell you
[ 12:15 PM ] slowdive :
the truth
[ 12:15 PM ] slowdive :
the time spent with you
[ 12:15 PM ] slowdive :
was such a sad life
[ 12:15 PM ] slowdive :
cause IVE HAAAAD
[ 12:15 PM ] slowdive :
THE BIGGEST CRUSH
[ 12:15 PM ] slowdive :
ON YOOUUUU
[ 12:15 PM ] slowdive :
EVER SINCE WE FIRST MET
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Pure fucking cancer
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This is my thread can u vacate your anti-cancer posts
or i will be contacing my Lawyer
BUT I CAN WAIT TO GET THERE
I KNOW THAT LIGHT IS SOMEWHERE SO I’LL FUCKING FIND IT I SWEAR
TIE IT DOWN AND DRAG IT BACK HOME
SUNBURNT LIKE EVERY SUMMER
SLEEPLESS LIKE EVERY NEW YEAR,
IF I DIE IM DYING RIGHT HERE, ALL MY FRIENDS IM BEGGING YOU STAY CLOSE
And you’re certain about that.
Psychic trauma returns with age
Howdy Folks
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Generally I just say yo
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Yo bitch
I do say yo and sup a lot. middle school habits die hard