The New Users Are Destroying the Forum

there will be plenty of steam coming from your rotten corpse when I piss on it in hell

you're all brain and no bone. i'm all bones and no brain. this should be interesting

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my first recommendation would be joining me in my quest against all that is good in the world. viva la bonelucion!

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anti-satanist? in that case prepare to meet your maker

Your ribcage is going to make quite the toothpick for picking your flesh out of my teeth

You can use slave labour in prodota. I can show you, it's great fun

you'd make a great slave for my feet

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kneel for your king

Just hire a Mexican

Yo what's that quote from?

maybe saying you're all brain was a bit generous. that quote is from me

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though if it helps I can start breaking things down for you to make them easier.

-Antdude. 2024

get it yet, brainiac?

-Antdude. 2024

i get it

hey, robobrain. why don't you make yourself useful and program me a sandwich. extra pickles, we skeletons love our vitamins

the last time I talked to a robot was down in hell. what, you didn't know that JFK was a robot? christ, next you're going to tell me you don't know where his brains went

the best part about hell was all the people. why would I want to go to heaven with all the squares and geeks? plenty of prostitutes and pussy in the depths. there's more than one type of gonorrohea though if you catch my drift.

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my human flesh was burned off, but even in my skeleton days I'm no stranger to a bit of fire in my bones... well one bone in particular. i'll let you guess what one.

where'd you go, robot? I command you to make me a sandwich

the hottest women in hell has to be lindsay lohan. what's that? she's not dead? well she certainly looked that way when I was done with her. jesus christ i love redheads.

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