Tonight's Artifact Grinder

must watch more lifecoach in order to rig my rng

If I had better RNG you wouldnā€™t have had a chance to get foiled by your bad RNG.

And if I had better rng your opportunity at better rng would have been for naught

What, no screenshot of the final blow? I thought that was routine at this point.

Matticus our friend the frog avatar expressed some concerns tonight that he might have discouraged you from signing the Artifact League by posting that thread making fun of you last time you played

Maybe, or maybe I was a bit bored when I played.

When I introspected about the game I realized that the reason I didnā€™t know how to draft/know what the cards did was because I didnā€™t care that much, but perhaps Iā€™m just not giving it a Fair Chance.

Well, I thought you should know that you were alright. Nyte probably took longer and whined more.

If Iā€™m not the worst in the league then I will definitely play.

You can assign that to me if you want.

Weā€™re all just trying to figure out where we belong on the proverbial totem pole.

For all you self conscious video game players, have no fear

This guy will get last in the league guaranteed

The what now

is this the place where gay people come

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The artifact bubble has officially burst

I have a collection full of 2 cent cards, 5 tickets, and am now at 9 packs which means my keeper draft runs are now -EV

It was a good run while it lasted - letā€™s go play mtgo

Havenā€™t the high value cards increased overnight?

No

They did: https://www.artifactgoldfish.com/prices/online/standard