Trump vs Biden debate

fucking environment destroying white supremacist emboldening cult leader fucking russian puppet fascist MOTHERFUCKER

DIE FUCKER

He got outted by Bob Woodward on tape.

War Plan Red is to feign illness with symptoms similar to a common cold in a bid to expedite reopening the country in a big emancipation play before election day boost turnout in Pennsylvania.

It helps him push his narrative that he's done more to help black people than anyone except Abraham Lincoln and the Lincoln bit is quickly teetering over to maybe.

Also with people forced show up to polls they can't dump the ballots into polluted rivers rendering them into useless wads of pulp for irradiated ducks to eat.

Woodward was a month ago tho

I would take offense to this except none of the words I typed were my own, they belong to all the other posters in the thread deserving of being mocked and so yeah I too will laugh from the sideline about the current state of hotel california

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The gig is up

Internally the team probably thinks the debate strategy of make nothing but non sensical remarks and non sequiturs designed to rile up the numetas went poorly

Which is stupid since they knew they were going up against wallace and should have learned from the rose garden incident

In any event it's time for the pivot play

DT probably stole the idea from Kim Jong Un earlier this year when he supposedly went missing because satelites lost track of him for like 4 weeks and then the NK intelligence bureaus started flooding our drag nets with fake reports that he had a botched heart surgery

Or he does have it and maybe we get to all write salacious obituaries in the style of Mencken/Hunter S. Thompson.

As earlier, here’s hoping for the latter

You think that's on accident? It's by design dumbass. Where else is he gonna get the ketchup?

Faking your own death is the oldest trick in the book libtard.

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Keep your enemies close, but your ketchup closer.

If Trump is infected, then proud boys are already on their way to kidnap Fauci and ransom him in exchange for the vaccine

JK Trump's already immune owing to his legendary genes

This thread was yikes af, as expected tho. Something something dead bird inside.
I got bored 2 days of posts ago and skipped to the bottom.
Upside of it was I learned a new term.



Anyway, at least you ■■■■■■■ who can watch a 74 year old man act like a petulant child for an hour, and then have the take that he "won" stand for something.
The real people I take issue with are anyone who has somehow remained undecided until this.
The proverbial undecided voter people care so much about.

trump has covid, gg debates

zoom debate maybe

institutional racism has been solved, thank u insom

any doubt i had left that ur brain worked at all has been lost after seeing u try to explain racism to lbj and sexism to nyte

Nah, I changed my deck to have twice as much small creature removal, blow up their cobras, then rope them to waste their time as soon as Omnath drops

Eh, even Boris Johnson was hospitalized for a while. Insanely good medical care can keep him alive (probably), but not take the severity down

Favorite obituary Thompson wrote? I'm partial to his suicide note/his own