Like youre literally just eating something that looks like cum
I personally find saltine crackers too salty. I'll do like cut up hotdogs on some spaghetti. That's a good meal for me. Maybe some frozen peas if I can handle the way they feel in my mouth
We found the target consumer for La Croix
La Croix is too sparkly, it makes my face numb and my penis feels weird
you joke but I've had a seizure from drinking a soft drink
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I refuse to believe anyone actually likes how that stuff tastes
You have to open it and let it sit out for a day then drink it
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Otherwise it’s too spicy
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Whole fridge is just open La Croix cans sitting until they lose all the fizz because I don't like tap water
One time I tried one too soon (still had a bit of fizz) and I nearly had a seizure
Plain grits
Had to go to the hospital from drinking La Croix
What soft drink almost took you out
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You call soda soft drinks like you truly are autistic
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It was a flat La Croix
noooooooo i have to put yummies in my tummies
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You don’t even know what yummies are you eat raw spaghetti
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Yes, bartender? I'll have a flat La Croix please. The one that's been left out for 2 days. And don't give me any of those weird flavors. No, hold the lemon slice - it will give me a seizure.
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I can't believe that Eating Food is being presented as the childish behavior here
I have some extremely good nyte lore about this right here.