What is your favorite food
brown rice
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Why don’t you just drink soylent dude
too rich
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Too spicy
This is a really great meme
Guy who is trying to understand people who like food
Can’t drink 2% milk have to water it down a bit
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What are you going to eat for Thanksgiving jones
I dunno. There's grits and greere cheese and I can probably scrape off the top cheese. I can eat turkey but it has to be at least half an inch from the skin.
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Gotta get the driest part of the Turkey
Absolutely NO dark meat
well its likely that my mouth will get numb and if its too wet it's just way too hard to chew. it'll turn into a big fucking slop
Plain grits like I said you can’t get anymore bland then that
Did your father ever tell you were a bit special and its okay if you live with him for a bit longer than most people usually live with their parents
that's another thing. I hate eating out because when it gets hard to chew because of the numbness I kind of look like a freak.
You might actually be having a reaction to salt. Like how slugs seize up when they get too much salt on them
American food has like 10x the salt that you actually should have in your body and it can probably cause seizures under the right conditions
No he’s just autistic
It doesnt matter you dont metabolize what you dont need
Trust me from the minute you say "I don't really like food" that was already established
This guy is the Chris chan of food