I am NOT moving to that cold desolate shit hole after we annex it though
JDANCE, who currently lives in a cornfield in Iowa, is perfectly accustomed to cold desolate shitholes and would be perfect for being one of the first new Greenland settlers
We can rename Greenland to Trumplandia
The Panama Canal will be renamed the Barron Canal and Canada will be called gayville because only fa gs live there
We should honestly just invade Europe
Things I’m hoping for in the upcoming trump presidency: a suspension of the constitution, the dissolution of the house and senate, the Supreme Court is completely reworked and the only judges allowed on are personal picks by Lord Trump. The divine mandate given to the trump family is codified into law and all future presidents must be direct descendants of trump
invading greenland is basically invading EU fuck those ■■■■ gonna do
You should practice referring to me as M’lord as after we conquer Canada all Canadians will be forced to wear a leaf badge and refer to Americans as their kings
hey, fuck you
Syrup goblin
Ill fight all you yankees lets go
I'll pour this bottle of maple syrup down the toilet right now if you don't acquiesce to my demands
that would be like me saying do what i say or the cheese burger gets it
I really hope we all get nuked. We do not deserve to be an intergalactic species. I honestly hope nuclear war breaks out and we hand the planet back to the insects to which it belongs. This is so fucking pathetic
the amount of markup on this is insane
Whats markup
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Lul went and got some gas and some pills while wearing my American flag hoodie. People seemed non too pleased, what fun :D
The anti war candidate wants to invade 3 countries?
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WHAT A COLOSSAL FUCKING JOKE YOU MORONS ARE