Voter thread 2024

Yeah bro let me join the Agile Scrum team for the next Sprint.

Where are you gunna work then

Youre doing this thing that you can only do when you live in your fathers basement: say that youre too good to do literally anything

There is no chance in hell I would help you gain access to an environment where you can contact any women.

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What a cop out. I would have literally applied and you could have trashed my resume yourself.

Just gay dumb nerd shit from people who never played organized sports. No college D1 athlete would post, let alone think, this way.

I don't review applicants.

degree?

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I can't find employment that will tolerate my marijuana routine.

ICE Signs $30 Million Contract With Palantir to Build ‘ImmigrationOS’

I am NOT too good to work on this.

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Glazing windows is pretty good for weed. One of my first job in construction was with fun y enough dumb Jews. Like low IQ ones. The one dude would roll "cannons" on his way to job sites in his truck to install glass on buildings lol

I am too good to program in C++. I can tell you that much.

Not good enough either, Palantir doesn't want magatards involved in orchestrating their world vision.

You'll have to get a position with an associated contracting entity rather than the big P proper

I hear ICE is hiring but they're probably looking for people with a little more muscle to throw around

Seeing plasma call someone low iq is unbelievable

i chatted up their AvMC account head about helicopters and got his card so I'm sure I can get in

Did DOGE not get back to you?

ICE is getting a 90 billion budget increase or something ludicrious like that -- it has crossed my mind to just be a thug for them.