You are so dumb
WOW look at what the liberals are doing. Truly unprecedeented and they are destroying this country (make america great again sticker on a 2013 ford focus involved in several fender benders and parked incompetently in a cracker barrel parking lot)
The liberals are destroying america (browsing tucker carlson tik toks on break at walmart at a table alone and in the corner. You barely fit in your uniform. 10% of the breaths you take are wheezes. Four anti suicide posters hang on the wall to your left. You look forward to the first of the month so you can use your social security to pay your mom your rent, and the ebt topup for cheesy bread)
Youll know something is unprecedented when it hits you. None of the bullshit you talk about comes close
Has faz ever made his wife orgasm?
Highly unlikely
yikers
Faz focuses his sexual energy on random tinder girls
When you're older you have to save it up for special occasions - like having a Piggy Bank when you're a kid. You'll learn this in 1 or 2 years
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I am never having sex again
Talking to a random chick at gas station, she laughs at my comment. A sudden gulp in my throat and a realization: she is actually trying to make me kill myself secretly
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I hate women
you got used get over it. or did you think yourself too smart for that?
Im gunna throw up
"Make america great again" you utter to the homeless man asleep next to you in your heavily rusted 2004 chevy impala. Half eaten cigarettes lay awaste. The shifter has been replaced by an elongated nose from a dolphin. The clutch replaced by one of those tongues that dentists use to teach kids proper oral hygeine in grade school. Your shampoo is toothpaste and you dont know the year. Biden is the destroyer
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Poetry right there.
You wake up at Seatac, SFO, LAX. You wake up at O'Hare, Dallas-Fort Worth, BWI. Pacific, mountain, central.
Lose an hour, gain an hour. This is your life, and it's ending one minute at a time.
You wake up at Air Harbor International.
If you wake up at a different time, in a different place, could you wake up as a different person?
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nice
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