Is this real?
Who knows it's from twitter
Are you real?
No
Hahahahaha
Goddamnit I thought this was a bit
The âbillionaireâ who hides his tax returns.
The âgeniusâ who hides his college grades.
The âself-made manâ who tax dodged a $413M âgiftâ from daddyâs real estate empire.
The âbusinessmanâ who bankrupted 3 casinos and lost over $1B in 10 yrs.
The âplayboyâ who pays for $Đ”Ń
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The âChristianâ, twice-divorced philanderer, who never asks God for forgiveness.
The âman of the Bibleâ who declined to name even one of his favorite Bible verses.
The âgentleman and champion for all womenâ who ordered his golf club managers to fire every woman who was not young enough or attractive enough.
The âphilanthropistâ who defrauds charity.
The âpatriotâ who dodged the draft; family tradition: grandfather was kicked out of Bavaria for draft-dodging, father bribed a doctor tenant to exempt Donald from military service.
The âparagon of honestyâ whose new immigration rules would have kept his and his senior anti-immigration adviser Stephen Millerâs grandparents out.
The âsteadfast defender of our nationâs bordersâ who married an alleged undocumented immigrant and illegal worker who sponsored her parents into the country by âchain migrationâ.
The âstaunch Republicanâ who donated to Democrats at all govât levels: Hillary Clinton, Joe Biden, John Kerry, Anthony Weiner, Harry Reid, Andrew Cuomo, Terry McAuliffe, Eliot Spitzer.
The âinnocent manâ who refuses to testify.
The âPresidentâ who takes no responsibility.
The âtough, strong manâ who wears makeup and hairspray but never a mask.
The âdeal makerâ who has yet to close a deal.
holy based
feels like eo2015 all over again
trump could do literally anything and you â â â â â â â would still be like âbut the democratsâ
fucking morons
wow a tweet
who gives a shit
trumps fucking the postal service in the ass and you guys wanna talk about random people tweeting âyas queenâ
who gives a shit my god
remember when you stupid fucking morons called russiagate a ânothingburgerâ?
HAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHA
Trump Translations
"Many People have told me" = Voices in my head and fictional people have complimented me
"A lot of people don't know" = I just learned something most people already knew
"Believe me" = I just lied
I am giving Veterans a 100K from my own pocket= I have other peoples money and I am keeping it.
"In Fact" = I'm about to lie
"He's a great guy" = I will deny ever knowing this person after they begin to tell the truth about me
"MAGA" = Making my pockets fatter off the American tax payers
"Nobody knew" = Everyone knew except me
"Huge" = moderate to below average in size"
Loser" = someone who makes me feel inferior due to their talent or accomplishments
"Policy Briefing" = Turning on Fox News
"Liar" = Someone telling the truth about me
"Fake News" = Real news I don't agree with
âYou are not reporting correctlyâ= you are not praising me enough
Dude you're so fucking dumb when you think the Dems haven't created the exact conditions for the USPS to be gutted with changes how their pension funding operates, etc over the past decade