Artifact Release Party

They should just make it so every time you abandon a draft/redraft you’re handed losses in the stats for all the matches you didnt play

They should just remove developer support from the game IMO because it’s DEAD ON ARRIVAL LOL

They dont have anywhere else to put their developers

All their other games are dead or dying and their ability to make new products is very, very low

gabe newell has 3.9$ billion dollars in the bank

and he’s making you pay $1 to play his shitty game

instead of paying money they could have just required your computer to expend enough power to mine a fraction of a bitcoin block or something

abandoning decks puts a timeout on your game

is it that fucking difficult to fix this problem LMAO

they could have just fixed dota low priority day 1 if they charged you a dollar to play each game

Gabe Newell has spent the last 5 years sitting in his top-floor office wearing Valve’s own in-house made VR Goggles (beta edition: both in technology and in customer) streaming big anime tiddies directly into his eye sockets while meanwhile all of his senior talent leaves for the VR team at Oculus (because Valve decided not to jump with both feet into VR) which then gets bought by facebook and run into the ground, at which point gaben wakes up from his hentai dream and announces that they will, in fact, jump headfirst into VR, which will require another 5 years of him “beta testing” this product (please knock before entering) while the last of valve’s games stagnate and die

gabe newell doesn’t have to even innovate

he has 3.9 billion dollars

they could literally turn valve into a hedge fund at this point

valve could literally have an endowment at this point

I hope they actually bring the artifact pay model into dota 2

Every time you queue for a ranked match you get charged 2 dollars

If you swear, curse, get an abandon or low priority, you have to pay 10 dollars to un-freeze your account

Accumulate enough bad-boy points and your account is permanently locked until you make a complaint thread on reddit and get it upvoted to the front page

Wtfs the point of this lmao

People playing “just to have fun” isn’t a concept, the statement is too broad to mean anything. Fun is enjoyment, and deriving enjoyment from a video game involves experiencing some sort of reward cycle.

Break it down. What reward cycle are you being presented with here. More cards, more wins. MMR encourages optimizing your win/losses, but it’s not the cause. Removing it doesn’t remove that as an implication. It’s intrinsic to this method of entertainment.

Deriving enjoyment from a video game involves experiencing some sort of reward cycle?

Are you autistic

No I’m read

Are you retarded?

dont play card games

send me your steam profile and I will send your gdpr data if you still havent found it klaze

I probably don’t have mmr anyways, only played draft runs.