A federal court has issued a directive to remove Christmas and Easter from it's calendar, despite no complaints.
“Holidays related to Christianity, including Christmas and Easter, are the only Canadian holidays linked to religious holy days... As a result, non-Christians may need to request special accommodation to observe their holy days.”
“Canada’s history with religious intolerance is deeply rooted in our identity as a settler colonial state,” the report said.
“No one is free until we are all free. Many societies, including our own, have been constructed in a way that places value on certain traits or identities to the exclusion of others; for example white, male, Christian, English-speaking, thin or fit, not having a disability, heterosexual and gender conforming. Because of this, many people are facing various forms of discrimination."
"The only solution is to remove Christmas and Easter from the calendar, consistent with the Court's directive.”
When asked why insom wanted to steal Christmas away from all the little boys and girls he turned into a green monster and ran into the mountains of Whoville, Canada
this is just some report commissioned by some fake human rights group lol no one is actually gonna do this. when people in canada can't get paid to do multiple useless phds anymore and are finished with the sessional/adjunct professor grind cuz they cant get tenure they leak out into these NGOs, advocacy groups, boards and comissions. no one actually listens to them it's just make work for failed academics.
Much speculation has been made on why Canadian poster Grimelines hates Christmas, perhaps his shoes were too tight, or his head wasn’t screwed on just right, but experts have concluded the most likely reason being his heart was two sizes too small. Grimelines, who was dressed as Santa Claus and carried a sack full of other peoples Christmas presents, when asked for comment he responded with a sneer and ran away from reporters to the north of whoville
