Dan's GF

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She’s right

You’re all losers

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did dan’s gf post here?

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note to the unfunny posters: do not make the joke about “calling the kettle black for “being dan’s gf”” or some garbage like that (“at least I’m not dan’s gf, that’d make me a real loser”, variations); the real joke is to compare her body figure to the unseemly, ill-formed, and continual changing css and ask if her wardrobe consists of navy blues on top of surgical whites paired with maroon reds, because well, dan likes her

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i haven’t perfected the comparison between some dumb fucking woman’s wardrobe and some dumb fucking jew(?)'s near medically diagnosable color theory impairment but know this, my R&D team is working through the night.

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Pwned

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Pics or didnt happen

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Small edit

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My dentist would always talk about his colorblindness (he never specified which kind) from him being an ashkenazi man thing and I don’t trust that honeslty

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Person.

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He’s an Ashkenazi person.

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i am looking to get an interview with dans gf. we will see where this goes.

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While Judaism is matrilineal colorblindness disproportionately affects males

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@SOPHIE

the people have spoken

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https://twitter.com/lavendersheeps/status/1080565923197734913

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Just got off the phone with Dan’s GF. Very eye opening. Epok is CANCELLED

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why would your eyes be opened if you were using the phone which uses sound

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I am better at metaphor now

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Minds eye

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PRYING OPEN
MY THIRD EYE

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