Discord in the Teamspeak

omegas: brendan, toprak, nmagane.

this isn't really helping

Few stuff i've heard in ts off the top off my head

"We should all change our names to Factorio and invite Chris"

"The Primal beast guy rapes"

"We should queue up captain's mode and watch True sight and commit to whichever one goes through."

"You need to be more proactive in these teamfights."

"We won't lose they didn't ban Rubick"

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That's like 5% of the ■■■■■■■■ shit i've heard on teamspeak in the last week that's dished out for the sake of "le ironic comedy"

These guys sound like pretty serious dota players. You could learn a thing or two from them

hollywood can plow itself with jurassic park 5 make a turok movie

Brendan is litereally schizoid. he says the same 50 lines over and over in different variations non stop. At some point it actually induces dissociation in my conciousness.

a reminder that brendan used to communicate with his chinese roommates entirely through post it notes on his fridge.

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another reminder: I had to convince him not to drown a raccoon he caught in his home with a plastic bag and his bathtub.

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Brendan is the type of guy to lock his Roommate outside of the house when he finds out his Girlfriend's been cheating with him.

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The fabled raccoon. So many good stories

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this is what you need to think of when you see brendan posting about "philosophy": a minority man placing a wild animal in a glad trash bag and then drowning it in his bathroom.

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It says a lot when you manage to convince yourself that these things are "ironic comedy" when they're possibly some of the most straightforward serious statements or simple jokes imaginable.

this is like your abortion argument.

you should read Dworkin

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Any particular pieces?

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im going to bed call you tell megoodnight and maybe recommend a bedtime song?

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hey have a goodnight and sleep well

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