So just after the war started in Ukraine.
Got pissdrunk one night out in drunk tank. Next day they let me go got even more drunk went to buy cocaine. Crashed my car. Cops didn't find the coke luckily.
Same officer that arrested me the night b4 arrested me that day.
Today got a call saying I'm getting my DUI reduced to a careless driving. No criminal record. Blyaaaaaat
Changed my life. That's why I don't drink spam this shit as much anymore
Making more than double what I was making b4 accident.
LETS GOOOOOO
#plasma
Don't drink and fucking drive.