Ersu's Dating Profile Thread

ersu · October 3, 2018, 2:56am

Huh

a2pas · October 3, 2018, 3:09am

Ersu you lease an ugly Porsche and describe unwelcome encounters in detail. We all wish to live vicariously through you.

ersu · October 3, 2018, 3:12am

Lease?

Also doing my 75lb dumbbell over head press. There is a lady who comes here who can do it with 80… I’m weak.

Derumination · October 3, 2018, 3:12am

I can do 100 with two hands… I’m the weak one

ersu · October 3, 2018, 3:13am

Oh the Porsche. That’s my landlords. I putt around in an old ass M3.
I do get to drive the Porsche tho. It has a 7 speed manual like Corvettes. Gotta look into the transmission manufacturer. I know ZF makes all the 8 and 9 speed autos. Who knows maybe they make the 7 speed manuals.

ersu · October 3, 2018, 3:14am

I was taking delivery of the Porsche for him.

a2pas · October 3, 2018, 3:19am

My bad

ersu · October 3, 2018, 3:34am

So when do I start getting matches? Do they message me first or do I message them firs

Derumination · October 3, 2018, 3:36am

Depends on how attractive you are

I’m guessing that you’re attractive

ersu · October 3, 2018, 3:43am

Haha you guessed wrong

Derumination · October 3, 2018, 3:44am

Shut the fuck up retard

old_electrowizard_acc · October 3, 2018, 3:44am

You have to message first

ersu · October 3, 2018, 3:46am

Can you message them and tell them I’m a swell guy first?

Drawed · October 3, 2018, 3:47am

Aight retards post your profiles, I’ll rate them. If you’re a beta and don’t want your pictures just post the text.

ersu · October 3, 2018, 3:47am

This thread is my dating profile…

ersu · October 3, 2018, 3:47am

I think

Derumination · October 3, 2018, 3:48am

Drawed · October 3, 2018, 3:57am

Your mentally ill ass would never be confident enough to post real pictures. Nice try though.

a2pas · October 3, 2018, 4:00am

What are you talking about

Drawed · October 3, 2018, 4:01am

Sorry, Pepper caught me up on jdance lore. Turns out it’s actually him, wow!