Faz's Crypto Thread

Cliff Asness is tweeting about FartCoin

https://x.com/CliffordAsness/status/1870085192628457724

Just bought hawk tuah coin

Im choosing rich

recession is over DJT just announced we're going to continue arming Ukraine

U have to be gay

Did you buy before her tweet and the big pump or what

No the top actually

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I may never get this 5k back

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You got trolled by howie mandels son in law, an infamous scene troll…

But it’s still on you for buying hawk tuah and I think the correct outlook is it’s likely I will never see this 5k again

top sending the hawk tuah coin? what could go wrong

when it hits about -50% i write it off and just hope some re tard tweets something to pump my bags and I just happen to be looking at the price at the perfect time to sell

https://x.com/MartinShkreli/status/1869456814619631713

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Which one do I talk to to get rich

You are sooo stupid. Get to bed

Go bed right after wake up? Get real

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Go bed right after masturbate? Normal. Super normal

God it feels so fucking good to hit a 5x on dogshit

Flipped off the camera on the bitcoin atm at the Global Market & General Store

Just what I get up to on my morning NPC pathing round the neighborhood