Food review: Beets

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This food review is centered around the most noble vegetable, Beets

4/5
Takes about 45 minutes at 325 degrees to cook them thoroughly. Very messy to peel once cooked in foil. Great in soups, salads, etc.

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Not a fan.

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Well, then. fuck off

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:face_vomiting:

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Beets? Why don't you cut out the middleman and eat a mouthful of dirt?

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squishy spongy dirt that goes down in gelatinous chunks and sticks on your teeth

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i like beets
except they will give you super loose bowels (juice especially) and make you think you're dying when you pee red

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Yeah the only good thing about beets is the brief moment of existential dread when it comes out the other end

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broccoli best vegetable

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if you’re eating beets plain squeeze some lemon juice on them, gamechanger

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They make a good side salad for shnitzel potato turkey

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goddamnit i miss eating meat

there was a german restaurant and you could literally just order a plate of beige meat with potato pancakes and spatzle it was the best goddamn motherfucking thing ever

bratwurst, red cabbage, kraut, cordon bleu, schnitzel kdopsajoidjhouasjhdoiuJSWIPDJISPDJPID

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I don't think I've ever eat beets

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Great in salads with some goat cheese

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Why’s this spam

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my mom shreds them and fries them with lemon and some vinegar and they're DOPE

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My mom doesn't cook

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Boiled beets are the best. Incredibly tasty, very earthy but also surprising sweet like corn.
Pickled / canned beets are FUCKING GROSS.

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Also you can eat the greens, don't throw those away. Very good with a small amount of chopped bacon.

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  • Beets
  • Turnips
  • Radishes

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