For the record I have solved sleep. I get essentially exactly 7 hours and 30 minutes of sleep daily and feel no morning grog
Lobsters are indeed cryptofascist. Bonobos are where its at. Join me fellow bonobros
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Bonobos just solve all their problems with wild sex.
relevant anime: shinsekai yori
shinsekai yori is the only good anime.
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Tell her to make an account and click the heart icon on my posts so I can be a quantitatively funnier poster than sdad/jdance
I have two of them but don't know where they are, they always go missing somehow
Watch Kaiji
The newest addition to my sleep routine is actually a 10,000 lux lamp that I shine in my face when I wake up in the morning to jumpstart my circadian rythym so that I actually am tired 14 hours later
kaiji is a very good anime.
i have been planning to watch the second season for six years now
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She 100% already lurks the site
I dont think she makes accounts for things
Even when they played minecraft together they just took turns playing on jdance's account
In fact now that I think of it there is no proof jdance's girlfriend actually exists, it could just be him saying "my girlfriend" a few times and talking about flowers and shit on minecraft
my girlfriend
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She didn't like this post.
is she in denial about her nonexistence?
metaphysical girlfriend 
That's exactly what "she" would say if "she" was just you pretending to have a girlfriend on the internet
Why would I make up a random person to compliment you?
We are expert mafia players here you can't sneak this shit past us
Checkmate conspiracy man
This is the most town-clearing post I have ever made
You should try the 10,000 lux light therapy lamp