Holy fuck I might be autistic
No
My socks don't match. Sometimes I wear a pink 1 and a black 1 because matching your socks is a waste of finite willpower
Don't call your girlfriend a cunt btw even as a joke on the internet. It's not healthy
I spent $60 on pizza today. I ate all of it.
$40 on pizza. $20 for the driver.
Yeah I'm definitely not doing well
I've never paid a delivery driver. I don't think I know how
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This post was not directed at my girlfriend
everyone on this site is likely far enough on the scale. not sure why you're confused or angry about autism
Look at purple monekg and take deep breaths.
the purple monkey is probably less autistic
I'm 99% certain that my mild bigotry disqualifies me from an autism diagnosis
Reposting so I don't need to scroll up
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Do you say anything to them? What if they expect me to say something? I don't like to pay with cash - it's dirty. Will they take a card?
Is it customary to invite them in for a glass of water? I would not want them to come in, but do I need to at least ask to be polite?
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that's not how aspergers works
I'd be fine with Asperger's
But I got a 34/36 on facial emotion test and I tear up at sad things in movies way more than anyone else I know
You know how many years of happiness and sadness I've shed during the star wars reboot?
I cry like a bitch during movies.