Dude it was a 5 min window and it rocketed up and tanked just as fast. It was unreal algo trading. Reminds me when I used to trade crypto. This is the danger of trading big market days is that any rumor or news can cause a knee jerk reaction in the market.
I think market goes sideways today so it's selling premium for CL.. Quite risky to assume the market is gonna not move much but I just have a feeling after last week and Monday we won't see any moves until like Thursday or Friday again.
were ending up 2% today
futures are up 1.5%
s&p 1.5%, dow up 2%
although futures don't really mean shit
paul krugman on bloomberg right now sounding like a pussy
Yea I bought a strangle on CL and went on calls for 62.5 hoping it will bounce but I won't be shy about jumping out early because I think the market has very little to be optimistic about, I think ppl are just done selling for now but I think it will continue once more stupid shit comes out of the admin.
You sound like a pussy. What the fuck is a strangle? This shit is not going sideways until they figure out what the fuck is going on with these tariffs and how the world will be afterwards. Pick a direction you think the market is going today and buy calls/puts
Strangle is just gay shit, you probably strangle yourself when you beat your meat. Take all that money and buy calls, the market is green today pussy. Quote me
Tomorrow we dump hard when trump puts another 50% tariff on China, sell your calls by close and buy puts before EOD
You're really calling me a pussy when you come into this thread shilling your growth stocks that pay you fucking dividends and your 401k like this robber barron ceo comes out of his carriage and throws some coin at you on the ground and tells you to go pick up your fucking dividends bitch and report it, and you fucking get down on your knees and say oh thank you so much for your divine work sir. Look in the mirror and put your money where your mouth is if you want to talk about having balls. HAHAHA.
OK that's a lot of negative energy. Negative energy does not manifest money. I am going to my good place, going to relax in a place called Kokomo. That's where you wanna go to get away from it all.
OK I just secured some puts for ass cheap so if the market decides to 360 no scope my ass across the map or some similar bullshit at least I got some lube this time.
I make money with the robber Barron ceos you just donate money to hedge funds who sell you options that expire worthless
What do you do?
I hold stocks
When their stocks go up so do mine
When ur options expire worthless the dudes who sold you calls sit back and count ur money and laugh all the way to the bank