Can't tell if I'm woozy because I've only eaten peanut butter today or because these xannys are quick-release
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I eat peas straight out of the 98 cent frozen bag. Still.
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That’s me with green giant broccoli
hm
i feel attacked honestly
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3 shot glasses of rice, frozen peas and carrots + a proteins of your choice and a pound of w.e fruit
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ate an orange #BIdenomics
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funny thread, I laughed!
crock pots will enver give you the depth of flavor that a pressure cooker will bro just so u kno
i get better results from that $20 rice cooker every single time than i ever did in a year and a half of experimenting with a pressure cooker
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it's a rice cooker what hte ufck it looks like a crock pot
No it doesnt you fucking moron
it for sure does like some chinese knockoff crockpot rice cookers def dont look liek taht bro
be me
name's big_ass
regular on the forum, ironically detached from reality
love shitposting and trolling, my secret passion
but also gay, which complicates things
have a girlfriend, Maria
she's Latina, younger than me
absolute firecracker
also way better dancer than me
it's like she was born dancing
always fighting with her
today’s fight is about something dumb
she says I don’t take things seriously
she's not wrong
but I just want to shitpost and troll
love watching her dance, though
she’s mesmerizing
but every time I try to join, she just laughs
"You’ve got two left feet, big_ass!"
it’s true, literally
one day realized I actually have two left feet
explains a lot
also mildly overweight, adds to the charm
can’t shake off the irony even while trolling
forum guys would never believe this
they think I’m some detached god
actually just a dude with two left feet
and a few extra pounds
Maria comes back, sees me struggling to dance
starts laughing, but softer this time
joins me, shows me a few moves
we end up dancing together
still fighting, but now with some rhythm
irony levels off the charts
she breaks up with me next day
Yeah that lid makes it look like a crock pot. Crock pots rule tho
I thought forks were haram
Bro doesn't know a spoon from a rice cooker
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sorry i dont have a zojirushi grain fucker 4000 i guess ill go FUCK MYSELF
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lol im white