Girlfriend Dumped Me Bidenomics Meal Stack

  1. PB&J Variants
  2. Pinto Beans (Think Cajun Red Beans and Rice But I Can't Muster Up The Effort To Cook Up The Rice)
  3. Great Value Rigatoni with Rao's
  4. Bananas/Tangerines.
  5. Oatmeal.

Eaten Some Combination of This Everyday for Two Months. Lost Like 10 LBS. Think I'm Going to Die Soon. Make Sure You Don't Let Insom Troll My Funeral Thread.

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you need cheese toasties

Yeah, I utilize Great Value Sharp Cheddar for extra calories (30cal).

aldi garlic & herb goat cheese on buttered toast will turn this whole thing around

Buy 1k 8/31 nvda puts and youll be able to upgrade to sargentos

But this part is important. Only sell when youre up fourty thousand percent

Get a life - no one cares about you larping as an investment banker. You're LOW CLASS.

they dont sell that dogshit cheese at aldi get fucked

Banker? Fuck the banks. Fuck the fed.

dunno if I can handle aldi

Did you see that mindgoblin tweet?

what are you asking me

Mindgohlin these nuts

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WHO

You: Fuck the Bank (Buys GME)
Me: Fuck the DoD (makes TATP)

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We are not the same.

FUCK I PICKED LICH AND MY ZEUS BOUGHT ALL THE MANGOES!!!

wait the zeus is on the other team

Kmind gobling these nuts

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My advice? Buy large bags of Potato chips, and Big Bottles of the cheapest fake Cola.