Girlfriend Dumped Me Bidenomics Meal Stack

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  1. PB&J Variants
  2. Pinto Beans (Think Cajun Red Beans and Rice But I Can't Muster Up The Effort To Cook Up The Rice)
  3. Great Value Rigatoni with Rao's
  4. Bananas/Tangerines.
  5. Oatmeal.

Eaten Some Combination of This Everyday for Two Months. Lost Like 10 LBS. Think I'm Going to Die Soon. Make Sure You Don't Let Insom Troll My Funeral Thread.

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you need cheese toasties

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Yeah, I utilize Great Value Sharp Cheddar for extra calories (30cal).

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aldi garlic & herb goat cheese on buttered toast will turn this whole thing around

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Buy 1k 8/31 nvda puts and youll be able to upgrade to sargentos

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But this part is important. Only sell when youre up fourty thousand percent

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Get a life - no one cares about you larping as an investment banker. You're LOW CLASS.

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they dont sell that dogshit cheese at aldi get fucked

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Banker? Fuck the banks. Fuck the fed.

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dunno if I can handle aldi

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Did you see that mindgoblin tweet?

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what are you asking me

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Mindgohlin these nuts

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WHO

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You: Fuck the Bank (Buys GME)
Me: Fuck the DoD (makes TATP)

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We are not the same.

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FUCK I PICKED LICH AND MY ZEUS BOUGHT ALL THE MANGOES!!!

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wait the zeus is on the other team

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Kmind gobling these nuts

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My advice? Buy large bags of Potato chips, and Big Bottles of the cheapest fake Cola.