Goy Club Classics: Out of the Archive

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you can watch my videos they're a good summary

Can you share the link?

the scharnhorst video is extra credit no need to relink

Seems like the thread topic is ragging on Kyle. I will throw my hat in

I liked Kyle when he was high-effort and less obviously self-pitying. We often fought (over minecraft) but it was usually content-generating and for the benefit of the website. Posting 2 low-effort comments and blowing up my shops (last minecraft thread) is not the level of contribution I would expect from a high-performing Kyle.

Needs some improvement.

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will partake in my third interview soon if theodore's constitution holds up

It seems incredibly stupid to intentionally crash some of your (limited) supply of planes into things when you could just not do that. Also how the fuck do you convince people to suicide bomb without at least the promise of virgins

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Show of force? We are so insane that we will suicide bomb, so you should just give up?

Pulling a nixon?

common theme with japan. some kind of fetish with death. the kamikazes were at least sometimes effective but banzai charges were not

cut up their families ration cards (everyone but the us was basically starving because world war)
if they're 'pussies' and indoctrinate them from birth

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letters from iwo jima is a good one for you to put on the docket. if i have to watch a couple more house of dragon episodes consider on my jdance wishlist

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Wow so i am the product of a pussy generation!

yea having food and a toilet to poop is definitely pussy material

Honestly if those people were so brainwashed since birth that they would suicide bomb i would consider them to have never been alive in the first place

read some of the last letters written by the homies who flew those planes and you will understand they are just as human as us

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They were dirty japs and you know it

I am deeply ashamed that in the twenty-seven years of my life I have been such an unworthy son and younger brother. I will have to leave everything up to you. It is with an untroubled heart that I fulfill the obligations for which I was born. I am merely carrying out my duties as a man.

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Honorable Older Brother,

Once again, orders have come down for the attack from which we will never return. I feel not the slightest regret. Already I have grown intimate with death, the ultimate character-building passage that we human beings have to face. All that is left is to carry out the duties for which I’ve been trained and to fulfill the Imperial mandate. I am deeply ashamed that in the twenty-seven years of my life I have been such an unworthy son and younger brother.

I will have to leave everything up to you. It is with an untroubled heart that I fulfill the obligations for which I was born. I am merely carrying out my duties as a man.

The made-in-Manila bar of toilet soap you’ll find in my things was given to me by the chief of staff. Please take good care of Mother, and take care of yourself in the coming winter.

Yoshitaro

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Recently, in calmer moments, I find my thoughts returning continually to you and our soon-to-be-born child. Please take good care of your health.

When we first arrived at our base in Kyushu, there was a sudden change in plans, and we were all ordered into special attack units. I expected to depart at any moment. Every day, as I waited for my first, and last, attack, I reread the letter you wrote the day you made the jelly and gazed at the photos of you and Sister Etchan.

Surprisingly, my heart was perfectly at peace-as though another me were gazing upon the me that was so calm.

But orders, for better or for worse, changed again, and I was assigned to another squadron and given other duties. We made two sorties to Okinawa; the first was completed without incident, and I returned without doing anything especially heroic.

Mr. Hagiwara, who visited us the other day, asked about you. Try not to be upset, but he was shot down the day after he arrived.

Now, more than ever, the fleetingness of human life astonishes me, but I have become a much stronger person. You too must be strong. Wait for me. I will return without fail. Until you’ve safely given birth to our child, I have no intention of dying easily.

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