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like 14 wins and probably all of them are getting carried by your cores

Yes that's how math works.
In a game where you're 20% of the team you just "Get Carried by Your Carry".

It's good that you're going back to college.

youre barely the 5% of any team you're in

you force every other player ro overcompensate and be like 5% more than what they need to be

I force my teammates to play better? Sounds like a good deal to me, considering I can always rely on myself for teamfight execution.

DotA is a lot more than the scoreboard.
You don't even care about the game or play much of it at all, so I don't know why you're getting so uppity about my playstyle all of a sudden.

getting tired of carrying your 0/20 ass with my rampages and ultrakills

Hahaha you're making me blush, stoopp iiitt hahaha.

for all the unaware readers:

this is how he says "thank you for supporting me so i can get rampage and ultrakill as carry"

Also I wanted to add:
There's a reason all the immortal+ inhouse players want me on their lane, rather than the other shitters in the lobby.

The difference is instantly recognizable to anyone that plays this game a lot.

next time I'll make sure to get Dagon instead of support items so I can get epic rampage and ultra kill.

instead of giving you +115 attackspeed and +30% movespeed every teamfight.

they want you in their lane (lol) because youre the funny re___tarded oldfa++g feeder black guy

Keep (lol) coping (lol).

You just happen to be the one constantly flamed by everyone we play with, because they're just out to get you.
It's a conspiracy I know.

b-b-but it was only 5 times baka!
i-i-i got ultra kill ... how could I be wrong !!! (impersonation of your bad faith roleplay flirting)

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