however delighted to see that being two weeks in the house has brought only dread and crab like tragedy
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you should be proud, he really delivered
oh I'm sure delivering in the sense here won't be the only thing when he's needed the money for a new job
though once that time reaches I'm sure there will be a new joke from steal
Crab like tragedy indeed.
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in the airport now so all will berevealed once I'm home also I'm not backing out of that
Wow so where to begin. I am in a PhD program that has about killed me. I wanted to take the entire summer off and really focus on whether or not academia is really the path for me. My parents agreed that I could come home and do nothing and they’d be ok with it.
Early July I was at my parents golf club hanging around the pool when this gorgeous guy named AJ (please remember this is my thinking before the revelation today) said hello to me. I said hello back and he came back and asked if I was hungry. I asked if he was a server and he said “no I have a psychic ability to know when a woman needs a basket of chicken fingers and French fries.” It was just such a perfect line to make me laugh and ease some of the tension I felt all the time around my program. We got to talking and I was like a swooning school girl. He asked me out that night and I had to meet him at his brothers house where he was house sitting and we drove an hour to another town for dinner. At dinner he said he was 21 (he had an ID) was in college and just back for the summer. Date was amazing and we ended up back at his brothers place for yadda yadda yadda which was incredible.
Over the next two weeks I fell hard for him. Like madly in love, quit my program, move to his university town, become a housewife and make gorgeous babies school girl fantasy in love with him. Those two weeks were awesome but out of the blue he told me he had to stop seeing me and was really sorry. I was devastated but tried to tell myself that was a wonderful fling but even at 21 he was far too young for all the pressure I was putting on the relationship and c’est la vie (much, much easier said then done as I pined for him like crazy).
So fast forward to today my mom asked me if I could pick up my brother from two-a-days and I said sure. I was waiting in the car and no shit a shirtless AJ walked right in front of my car. He stopped and stared at me, I stared back and he smirked and I wanted to crawl under the seat. My brother surprised the shit out of me when he opened the door which broke the stare with AJ.
My brother sort of caught wind of the tension and asked me if I knew AJ. I told him to shut up. He started in like “wait, wait are you the...no...please no....you’re THE Emily?” I was in full big sister mode and told him that if he said one more word I was going to beat the shit out of him. I drove home trying not to burst into tears and I could tell he was snickering the whole way. When we got home I had a calm discussion with him that I needed him to be cool, please let me sort out my emotions and please not tell anyone. For all his faults my brother is very cool with these things so I don’t think I have to worry.
This brings me to my question...what in the fuck do I do with this now? Do I shut my mouth? Do I need to tell someone? Do I carry this shame that I was tricked by a high schooler into falling in love with him? The first thing I did after getting home was get on google to check the legalities and in my state (assuming his age to be 17/18) I didn’t do anything illegal because I’m not a coach or teacher.
What in the fuck do I do?
Tl;dr: it turns out I had a two week fling with a guy from my brothers high school football team and I don’t know what to do about it. Any help?
PhD student gets picked up by 16 year old offering chicken tendies
Before: chicken fingers and French fries
Now: only dread and crab-like tragedy
I read every single fucking post
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me too. dread like crabs
Single moms gonna be smelling this from miles away
i watched all of that
Awalt
