Hamburger Helper Modification Thread (Souping Up Hamburger Helper) (Supercharged)

ITS ACTUALLY SO FUNNY THAT COMPANIES ARENT FIGHTING TO HIRE ME

I HAVE BEEN A RANK 1 WORLD OF WARCRAFT, DIABLO 3, PATH OF EXILE PLAYER FOR FUCKS SAKE

I CAN FUCKING FILE PAPERWORK FUCK YOU FUCK OFF I AM MADE OF MATERIAL BETTER THAN OTHER PEOPLE

Hey those mormons should not be underestimated

YOU'RE HIRING FUCKING BRAD WHO GOES TO HIS OFFICE AND LISTENS TO MUMBLE RAP AND SAYS SHIT LIKE 'YO I GOT BITCHES HITTIN UP MY PHONE WHEN CAN I GET OUT OF HERE' AND YOU WONT FUCKING HIRE ME

byu lost to toledo this week

I wanted to cry this morning this makes it a bit better
@Derumination thAt is fucking funny

YOU'RE LITERALLY SAYING SHIT LIKE "DAMN BRO" UNIRONICALLY AND YOU MAKE MORE MONEY THAN ME

AKA THE DEGREE I WAS ACTUALLY FUCKING GOING FOR YOU DEGENERATE

how do you guys get such nice resumes?

mines literally a markdown file that I call pandoc -o resume.pdf on it

MYPERFECTRESUME.COM FREE TRIAL

Ian worded it funnily

No need to be hostile

ive got a base64 demo you can copy into a terminal on my resume to fill up space

JUST FUCKING HIRE ME AND PUT ME IN AN OFFICE I WONT SAY SHIT LIKE YO OR BRO OR BRUH OR TALK ABOUT THOTS

I can send you my resume to put all ur details in, it’s a word doc made by a graphic designer (my ex who left me) got complimented by the last guy to give me a job before he fired me

I copied this thing
https://github.com/danluu/tex-resume

WHY THE FUCK AM I NOT AN OFFICE DRONE

i am NOT using latex