Hamburger Helper Modification Thread (Souping Up Hamburger Helper) (Supercharged)

Because I will output proportionally more work than their most productive employee

what kind of work? how are you measuring productivity?

I single handedly brought my data entry position from needing regular overtime (about 8 hours per WEEK) to needing LESS than 40 hours per week. There were 9 other employees working there.

I will do the same amount of work as two employees

Just fucking hire me

Hey Matt can you work on the corrections queue

I already fucking did you retard

Look man everything is done already

Murs do you own an office?

you should have slacked off more so that people could keep their overtime

I bet your co-workers hated you

Cool. That's what I offer, are you going to hire me?

i work from my home office

i briefly considered referring you for a job early on in the topic but after reading through it more I wouldn't want to be associated with you in any way

Yeah you would actually

out of curiosity where are you located?

Minnesota!

I look forward to the job offer

nah

Okay dude you just lost your best employee congrats retard

You can use this for my badge picture

This isn't why people deserve somewhere to live and something to eat.