Hamburger Helper Modification Thread (Souping Up Hamburger Helper) (Supercharged)

i was thinking about playing some lost ark

i dont need pizza i need a fucking job

i technically own a business for tax purposes

this way all of my meals gas and education costs are tax deductable

would you like to join my business jdance

requirements
masters in philosophy

philosophy is the real cringe degree

philosophy majors atleast finished college

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whats the fucking point in finishing college

to learn python 2.6
to learn c++ 98
to learn programming 'ethics'

its a fucking scam

the point of finishing college is to show employers you have something called consistency determination and commitment

no one cares about what you learned in a bachelors cuz its all google able

and $100k in student loan debt

which is why i am pursuiing a masters or phd in my field of choice

my parents will be paying for all of my education related expenses as my father has been saving up for his childs university since he was 20

truly a man of great status

meanwhile you jdance are a hamburger helper infused retard

just purchased a desk