Hamburger Helper Modification Thread (Souping Up Hamburger Helper) (Supercharged)

this was a lie just incase you couldn't deciper it

california is the worst place in the united states

dont want some fat redneck who reeks of hamburger helper showing up on my doorstep asking for a job

california: where people go to smoke weed and have sex
switzerland: where im going

agubar if i showed up at your doorstep would you put me down
im too pussy to kill myself

no lol

i feel the same way i did exactly a year ago when i ran out of money and had nothing to my name

really shouldnt have cheated on my girlfriend

last year i ended up in the mental hospital

its going to happen again

you probably shouldn't have messed up every opportunity you've ever had in your life

my mom works at walmart and my dad cant read dude
i never had a chance

comunnitty college
trade school
system admin certs
it certs
physical labor
retail
customer service
delivery
ecommerce
online gold brokerage

delivery pays better than all of those lmao dude

ok retar d


Show me the IT helpdesk paying $25 per hour

me 2
just get addicted to a dangerous drug and you dont really have to face killing yourself it just happens slowly

there's literally no point to work most jobs when you can become a delivery driver or waiter and make $20 per hour UNTAXED

meanwhile me banking in $35/hr doing absolutely nothing

idk if you can tell agubar but im not the jealous type i dont care about your money

just give me a fucking job