Hamburger Helper Modification Thread (Souping Up Hamburger Helper) (Supercharged)

it basically has "no qualifications" on it too

Will they tutor me up to speed

I wish my dad could read, I wouldn't be in this position

You ll have to show them some of your work to prove your competency

if you can pass the phone interview they'll give you a project to do and send back to them

I'm on the toilet right now shitting out 9 entire McDonald's mcxhicken

heres another one

Me too!

https://latacora.com/careers/

zero qualifications required

that one admittedly is less interesting

We lock down and continually monitor networks, cloud environments, containers, orchestration and infrastructure, and even endpoint fleets. We build software to do that, and build things on top of existing open source tooling.

Gross

https://galois.com/careers/software-engineer-intern/

https://jobs.lever.co/trailofbits/df37aed7-78af-486b-aa3b-e364da725738

Do you think if I get hired by one of these places I'll finally be working at a place where I'm not by far the most competent person in the room

That includes interpersonal communication skills and having grounded world views too btw

This is what you got to go after jdance

Yes

no, there's literal wizards that work at galois.

i read that wrong.

you will be the most incompetent person in the room for the rest of your life.

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