Hamburger Helper Modification Thread (Souping Up Hamburger Helper) (Supercharged)

I have no desire to be graceful about it

I didn’t call out the initial ad hom to be fair that was faz

One could argue that in your situation you put yourself into poverty

But I simply came here to laugh at you tbh

No that was because my father cannot read and they circumsized me

I have foreskin regrowth technology

Some Jewish practitioner somewhere uses my foreskin for seasoning like a bay leaf and there's nothing I can do about it

I literally almost just hit a bald eagle with my car

I wasn't going to stop I should have sped up

yeah i forgot you had thousands of traffic citations, have done serious illegal drugs, and have a history of mental illness

so you can't have any of those jobs

I have one public citation

"public" that's hilarious dude

No bro I got my LexisNexis report

I want to work for the NSA and I ONLY have one PUBLIC citation

you saw those chatbots in that slots twitch channel

There's no fucking way the NSA kept up with my thousands of twitch accounts

shame dude, anything that doesn't require citizenship is just filled with southeast asian guys that only hire their own kind. I hear Qualcomm is really bad about that.

Qualcomm just has these tainwanese guys doing the interviews and they only hire other taiwanese.

Agubar can't even farm a mirror on Poe

Lmao that's fucking sad. Thinking college is this big act of discipline when I farm mirrors in 4 days