Hamburger Helper Modification Thread (Souping Up Hamburger Helper) (Supercharged)

I came in my girlfriend twice today, when's the last time you came in somebody?

Ew gross dude

Why doesn't it drip out of her? Is that just a porn thing

I think the women push it out in porn

Okay good that shits gross

You can actually tell if you look closely that they’re flexing and pushing it out

All I've had to eat in the last 3 days has been that hamburger helper, nutty buddy's, and zebra cakes

I bet your gf would leave your broke add and come move in with me and live that’s luxury lifestyle in LA

My girlfriend would hate you and you would hate her

If I offered it to her

(I wouldnt ever dare stoop down to the level of you cretins)

Some back woods Wisconsin bitch LMAO

Can I visit you in L.A.?

You, me, Ian, and agubar. A night out on the town

With me being the only person who would get laid that night

Agubar and Ian might lay each other

Absolutely not

You'd find a gloryhole in a beach bathroom

I would do everything in my power to make you as uncomfortable as possible. There would be a really negative vibe

Me and the homies would smash you out