They prolly hired you for your good looks
How's work? Are you having any negative thoughts?
In the interview we just talked about random shit like customer experiences and shitty managers. Then he was like "sorry I gotta ask these questions" and he proceeded to ask one of them before he said fuck it and pulled up the job offer
I was certainly hired on the spot for my good looks and cool demeanor
Haven't started yet man
He was very impressed by my knowledge of the otherwise unknown hurdles that Walmart managers must face. I had previously worked on as remodel associate for a Walmart in Texas, and during my tenure, I was what you might call a right-hand man for my then boss. I extinguished fires wherever they popped up, and was easily the most reliable and hard working member of the team.
I expect no less of myself in this position. I will certainly be the most productive and focused employee by the time the New Year rolls around.
Does that make sense guys?
All my life...
All i have are negative thoughts...
If my previous boss had to describe me in one word, I would presume it would be ■■■■■■
I won't be able to understand
I'm going to cite quantum computing as my main motivator in my homicide note
the death of civilization, scarcity of human freedom, commoditization of all human interaction are better.
Get this: the leading lattice implementations are named after STAR WARS MOVIES and the LORD OF THE RINGS TRILOGY
Quantum computing is going to bring forth a new technological era - one I don't plan on sticking around for
Have you seen this person?
Gives machine learning'd polygraph